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Are you in a New Yorker? Or do you know a New Yorker? Do you often wonder why New Yorkers are more stressed out than others? Well, it’s because of the subway! Here’s how you know that the subway is slowly killing you from the inside out:
- You immediately step onto the train and start sweating through your puffy coat;
- You don’t even notice the shitty music that the teenager is blasting across from you;
- A rat runs around the platform and no one even flinches;
- You’re the only person that offered to give your seat to an elderly woman…
- And then she turns to you to say that men never even offer;
- You only look down at the ground at all times to avoid eye contact with every single human in the train car;
- You accidently sit in liquid that you cannot identify;
- Only 16 minutes until the next train comes?! Wahooooo winning this weekend!
- There is a smell that you can never unsmell. It stays attached to every nostril hair inside of your nose. You know what I’m talking about;
- You swipe your metrocard and it just keeps saying please swipe card.Then you finally think the swipe goes through and it says just used;
- A strange man begins to talk to you and you are about to curse him out, but then he just hands you your glove that fell on the ground;
- You watch someone defecate in the corner of the train car.
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