Twilight Zone Headshots
On a bright Sunday morning, yours truly woke up early to get my hair and makeup done for some brand new headshots. This comedian of yours finally needs professional photos as festival season is slowly approaching. It’s time to enter into all the festivals possible! Per a recommendation from an acquaintance, I booked what I thought was an outside shoot for 3 hours. I knew that this was a side gig for the photographer and that she was fairly young, but I checked out her instagram, photos, and asked numerous questions before confirming the shoot. I made it very clear what kinds of photos I needed.
What I love to do at 35
Wow, how things have changed since I’ve gotten older. So here are all the things I love to do at 35:
Wanna bring me food? NO!
I know I know, this is supposed to be a funny blog, but I need to talk about what’s relevant! It’s time to discuss emotional labor and toxic masculinity. It’s bad enough in relationships as I have personally experienced, but why are we experiencing this by male friends and acquaintances too?!
Where are all the women supporting women?
It’s 2019! What an already great start to the new year! It is certainly a time to be a strong, ambitious, outspoken woman! What’s disappointing is when women are still not supporting other women. I know, this isn’t quite the funny post you were expecting this week.
5 easy ways to make a woman lose interest before you even meet
Dating apps are a phenomenon that is unique to our generation. It feels like people don’t really know how to navigate them and can get too comfortable or very awkward. Remember that you haven’t met in real life yet! For all you know, it’s a Russian bot! So here’s a bit advice for those dudes sitting behind the dating app thinking they actually know what they’re doing.
Let the fun begin!
Well, here I am people. I’m all that you’ve been waiting for and more. I’m your 35-year old snarky, usually funny, happily single woman but looking for the real deal man living in New York City.