Back and Better than Ever

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I’m back baby and better than ever!  I took that break and as promised, it was worth the wait! Now, I can tell you everything that is going on at danitsibs.com.  Wow, I hope you’re in for a treat!

First and foremost (look at me being all professional), I am still a comedian through and through.  I will forever remain your comedy aficionado and keep it real for you! We will still be going through this life together and laughing all the way. I will keep you updated on all of my shows and funny happenings. Just sign up for my newsletter at the top of the page.  Also, don’t hesitate to contact me for any podcasts, shows, and other opportunities to hear my funny opinions and snarky comments.

Now, on to the services baby!

The merchandise store is up and running.  Listen, you need that dorkasaurus shirt and that native new Yorker onesie for your baby niece. Get that I’m a Jewish girl mug for the office and that poopadoop bandana for your dog.  Just go for it and get them!  Use my discount code DANITSIBS15 to get 15% off your first order.  What are you waiting for?!  Go now and click on STORE at the top of the page.

Do you want to be styled in a real way?! Do you think only the super skinny, rich and famous deserve to look trendy?!  Well, I’m here to help you! I’m REAL. I’m on a BUDGET! Let’s just look our best as normal human women!  Let’s chat. We will talk about what you want to dress for and what you’re looking for well within a normal, reasonable budget.  Let me help you make them love you!

The apps have changed dating forever. People are swiping within seconds of viewing your profile.  Let me help you get someone’s attention in those 5 seconds! Let’s put your best photo forward and a few key phrases in the profile.  Let’s get you tons of messages so that YOU can take back control of your dating life. Yes, YOU! You will have control over who you want to talk to and message with a little help from me.

Want to know more? Have questions? Just shoot me a message at danitsibs.com/contact

Keep following me on instagram @danitsibs and see you soon!

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